A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

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If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

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When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

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What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

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What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

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Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

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Kim Kardashian got a job.

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Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? .

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Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

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A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

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It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the world. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

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Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

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what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

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What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

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how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

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Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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