Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

Kim Kardashian got a job.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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