How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

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Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

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What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

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If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

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Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

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What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

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What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

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what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

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Kim Kardashian got a job.

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A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

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Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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What did the man say to the other man? Hi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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