Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

Kim Kardashian got a job.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

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