- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call when you see a man murder 8 black guys? The police.

Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

Kim Kardashian got a job.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

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