black people

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A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

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Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

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why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

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Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

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Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

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How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

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Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

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What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

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what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

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What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

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I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

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Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

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What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

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What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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