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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

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Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Sarah Palin

What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

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