whats thin, long and hard? A: a pen is

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Cancer

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Q: Why did the lady retire? A: Because she had been working for numerous years and felt that she needed to spend more time with her family.

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

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Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? The trip to find a blonde wig suitable for a snowman, especially if you are picky and have a certain wig in mind, generally takes up more time than not searching for a wig at all.

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Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

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how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

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Knock, knock Who's there? Man Man who? The man who is knocking. Now open the door Carl!

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What's harder than winning an argument with a woman. Lonsdaleite which has recently been declared the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand 58% more stress than the hardest diamond crystal.

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A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

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Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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ive got it ive got ive got outsimers to tonight wow bim bim bub bub za za

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

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what did the blind, deaf, retarded child, without any arms or legs get for Christmas? nothing, his parents are dead

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3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

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Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

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Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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