A. Hey.. B. Hi

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a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research.

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How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

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Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off the wall? Because he was pushed.

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To mamas so fat shes fat

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Why was the wife not in the kitchen? The husband's gay.

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Why did Sally drown? She wasn't wearing a life jacket and it was the the seventh time she had fallen off her water skis today. Her father was not coming back this time.

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if you read this you are gay

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Your mother is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror she feels bad about her appearance.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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What happens when you stick your finger in a pencil sharpener? Blood everywhere.

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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Q: Whats worse than 17 babies in 1 bin. A: 1 baby in 17 bins. Q: Whats worse than that. A: 17 bins in 1 baby.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Having a refrigerator fall on you

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

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How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. They discuss their differences over a pint of beer and leave with a greater understanding of each other's faiths.

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Justin Bieber

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iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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