What does this joke have in common with a ruphies party? They both have an unpopular punchline.

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What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

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a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

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if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

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Two astronauts go kayaking in the Sahara Desert. How many pancakes does it take to shingle doghouse? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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Har har hey

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Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

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A white man asks a black man, "Did you fall into a chimney?" and laughs. The man proceeds to wash off his hands and face to reveal beautiful, dark-brown skin. Then they both joke about it because they are best friends.

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If you have a green ball in your left hand and a green ball your right hand, what do you have? Kermit the Frog's undivided attention

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What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

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porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

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why did the jew drop his coin? beacuse a nazi killed him before he put it in his pocket

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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What's the difference between George W Bush and a doorknob? George W Bush is the president of the United States. A doorknob is a mechanical device that securely closes a hinged door, thereby keeping your family safe from danger.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a shed? A: Considering babies are incapable of rational thought it is unlikely they would understand how to employ the correct method to paint.

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen to my mixtape? ... It's really good.

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why did tom get HIV? He was raped by a giant scorpion

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What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

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That other group is a *********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** From Jackson Edwards

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