When the black man was driving his car, why did he stop in front of the gun store? Because his car's velocity reached zero at that location.

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How many eco-friendly people does it take to change a lightbulb? Nobody knows because fluorescent lightbulbs last 6 to 12 years longer than an incandescent lightbulb.

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Why did the car get out of bed? Because the person who owned the car was a total freak and put the car into a bed.

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why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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What did the clerk say and do when he was givng out free food What he did:Gave them What he said:"If you want to get this free, pay $5.00"

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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when I shaved this morning....... hairs went down the sink

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

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Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

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Knock Knock. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. ANYBODY HOME?

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Por que não passa Globo Esporte na Etiópia? Porque a Rede Globo não tem afiliadas por lá.

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hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Shes been dead for some time now.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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