How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

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Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

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how long has dibey got left like :)

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A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

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What do you call a man covered in magnets? Attractive

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yo mama so dumb that we sat her down to take a standardized, comprehensive IQ test measuring spatial, logical, linguistic, and memorization abilities. Her aggregate score was an 87, indicated she is roughly one standard deviation below the mean of the population, which is not low enough to qualify for government assistance under the Americans with Disabilities Act (1990) but does impede her understanding of more complex abstract concepts and things pertaining to higher culture. In spite of this, she has raised a child of average intelligence, and has retained the same job at Walgreen's for 14 years, People seem to like her because she is polite and rarely late. Your mother is an inspiration to low-IQ people living in high-IQ developed countries, demonstrating that an inability to fully understand abstracts does necessarily lead to a life of meagerness and frustration, so long as you work hard, keep your spirits high, and accept Jesus Christ as your personal lord and savior.

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What has four legs, is green and furry, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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Q: What was Jerry Sandusky's defensive philosophy at Penn State? A: Get penetration and always cover the Tight End.

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whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? "Men, get on the ship."

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What's green and fluffy? Red fluff, if you're color blind.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

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why did the boy fall down? he was shot

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What is green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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Whats white and all over my room? paint

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Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

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if you read this you are gay

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How do you keep a blonde busy? The best way to keep somebody busy is to make sure they have something to do, like get a job or a hobby or do some chores. The color of their hair is irrelevant.

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replied, "That's probably because you're schizophrenic."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your doorbell is broken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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