Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

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Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

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A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

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What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

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A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

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whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AIDS and now you do too!

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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Why did the person post a real joke with bad grammar and spelling on anti-joke.com? They didn't flippin' understand the point of the website.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

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Por que não passa Globo Esporte na Etiópia? Porque a Rede Globo não tem afiliadas por lá.

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Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Lemons Lemons who? The fruit

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whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

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Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

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There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Ones fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other one is a watermelon.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Lady Gaga has a small one. Madonna doesn't have one. What is it? A last name.

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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