Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am colourblind so screw you!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

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How is it you become the true badass you say? Its a very complicated process that takes decades of training, and many failed attempts on before you become the one, true badass on the entire planet. Once you had done it. People will love you forever, there would be parades, parties, celebrations, even a holiday, just for you and you alone. Too bad I'll never tell you.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. They discuss their differences over a pint of beer and leave with a greater understanding of each other's faiths.

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Haiku's are three lines long. This isn't a haiku.

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9/11/01 was a terrible day I got dirt on my suit when touring NY

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So you there Red?

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What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

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Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number. she rolled up her sleeve.

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Why couldn't the guy find his pants? Because his girlfriend stole them last night

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How are you this morning?

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What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

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George Bush.

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Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

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Why don't white people do the right thing? Because we suck

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How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

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A Pole walks into a bar and gets annexed by Germany.

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a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

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What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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