what do you call a black guy who flies planes? a pilot

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

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Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

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What's the difference between a badger and a TV? Alot.

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Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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Whats better than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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A man is being followed by a large swarm of mosquitoes. He eradicates them by spraying himself with an insect repellent that has a high deet concentration.

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Women's Rights.

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education. It is also possible that he was chosen for the position because of acquaintances or family members who were also employed by the company, but many people would consider it impolite to bring up this possibility, as it might be construed as denigrating the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study.

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PATHETIC

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What did the picture say to the man? Don't frame me

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? I can see your 'nuts'...

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So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

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Q: What was Jerry Sandusky's defensive philosophy at Penn State? A: Get penetration and always cover the Tight End.

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Q: Whats worse than 17 babies in 1 bin. A: 1 baby in 17 bins. Q: Whats worse than that. A: 17 bins in 1 baby.

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Your mother is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror she feels bad about her appearance.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handle bars except for the duck

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how do u piss of a polish man? rape his girlfriend

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender

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why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted honey. Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get to his house. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stupid.

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knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

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What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

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Anti Joke

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