Justin Bieber

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Haiku's are three lines long. This isn't a haiku.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What's the difference between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee's dead.

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So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

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What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they got married and lived happy together for the rest of their lifes.

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Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

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How is it you become the true badass you say? Its a very complicated process that takes decades of training, and many failed attempts on before you become the one, true badass on the entire planet. Once you had done it. People will love you forever, there would be parades, parties, celebrations, even a holiday, just for you and you alone. Too bad I'll never tell you.

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Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Grammar ... the difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.

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You know you are from New York when you live in Manhattan.

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy mad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy in pain? A: Because a clown was ripping off the boys big toes with a hacksaw, all the while causing the small boy emotional pains by killing the boy's orange cat.

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Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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