why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

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A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they got married and lived happy together for the rest of their lifes.

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what is brown and shaped like a tree?

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

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Robin- Hey, Batman, can i drive tonight? Batman- Eat my left dick Robin- OK, Batman, but can i still ... mmuupfm fmuupmf... I suppose that means no... mmmupf mmfupfmpfmum...

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A man stumbles across a magic lamp. He doesn't believe in genies, so he sells it for profit on the antiquarian market.

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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how do u piss of a polish man? rape his girlfriend

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Yes.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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Q:Why did Billy drop his ice cream? A:He was hit by a truck. Q:Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was hit by Billy. Q:Why did the clown's friend fall off the swing? A:He had no arms. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A:To get to Billy's ice cream.

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What do you get when you mix a racoon and a human. A Smoothie

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Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

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What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

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What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

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How did the ship-less pirate cross the Atlantic? In an airplane.

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What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No? Neither has he!

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A homeless man comes home from work.

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