Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

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What smells like shit and is covered in cheese? Sean's pizza socks.

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Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

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My dad went into Home Depot, he went in to get garage door part, he took an hour and came back out with three things.

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Why didn't Valerie go on over to Amy's house? Because she's dead.

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How many worms dose it take to eat an apple? One.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

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Sometimes, people ask me, "Do you always have to be so obnoxious?" And to that I reply, "I don't always, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis." Stay thirsty, my friends.

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Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

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What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? -- Because she had no arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? -- Because she got ran over by the ice cream truck

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On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

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Who eats chicken noodle soup? Anybody who enjoys chicken noodle soup.

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call of duty world at war

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A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

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How do you avoid being hit with a toaster? You don't walk past the man hitting you with a toaster.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

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Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

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Sheesh people! Stop insulting my last comment! Do not GO into my comment section, I do not WANT YOU to keep thumbing up those that call me pedo. Moral: Norway... you gonna call us all pedophiles? Please... besides I prefer them over nineteen... the downside is that they often got a couple of kids already at that age... Sigh...

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The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

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What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

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whats green can fly and has legs? a plane i lied about the legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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