what little black and can make a woman scream a womans dead roting baby

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Anyone reading this I'm not writing anything Kevin

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What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

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A man buys free health care...

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On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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What's the difference between a badger and a TV? Alot.

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Simon says; "You're adopted."

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

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Whats 1+1? Well,According to John Willemain's Business Analysis: Problem Solving Using Calculus and Finite Mathematics it's 2.

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What's the difference between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee's dead.

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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black people. that is all...

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A woman walks into a sex sop, she buys a dildo.

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What do you say to a man, who calls you 3 AM? - "Hello!"

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A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

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Whats the difference between an oven and a Jew? An oven is a manufactured and creates heat through the power of electricity or natural gas

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Approximately 75 pounds of wood a day

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

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A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede.

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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Anti Joke

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