An Englishman, a Frenchman and a German strand on an island. Searching the jungle, they fall into a trap. They get painfully killed and eaten by the cannibals.

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A homeless man comes home from work.

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knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

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a black man jumps in a pool.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the poor thing is so confused and is seeking a near by farm.

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Men's Rights

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Whats 1+1? Well,According to John Willemain's Business Analysis: Problem Solving Using Calculus and Finite Mathematics it's 2.

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Why is the kid over-weighted? Because he had to many calories in his diegestive system and he couldn't burn the calories

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cats are afraid of dogs. mice are afraid of cats. elephants are afraid of mice. bf-2 fighter jets are afraid of elephants. is this true?

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Why was the picture ruined? Because you were in it.

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Once there was a man, he was accused of false accusations.

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Q: Whats worse than 17 babies in 1 bin. A: 1 baby in 17 bins. Q: Whats worse than that. A: 17 bins in 1 baby.

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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Simon says; "You're adopted."

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So you there Red?

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Miley Cyrus.

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Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why'd the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey Why'd the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure Why'd the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? his girlfriend broke up with him so he commited suicide Why'd the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? cuz it was a dumbass

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whats worse than getting a papercut on the tip of your finger? getting crushed by a refrigerator

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue.

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Why didn't Valerie go on over to Amy's house? Because she's dead.

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How are you this morning?

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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My dad went into Home Depot, he went in to get garage door part, he took an hour and came back out with three things.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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