How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they got married and lived happy together for the rest of their lifes.

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Q: Why were the two elephants kicked off the beach? A: They were both level 4 sex offenders.

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Why was the picture ruined? Because you were in it.

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What's green and falls fom a tree? A dump truck. I lied about it being green.

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Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

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Why did the car get out of bed? Because the person who owned the car was a total freak and put the car into a bed.

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What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

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A man walks into a bar. He had to leave promptly because he, according to the law, was too young to be served alcohol.

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9/11/01 was a terrible day I got dirt on my suit when touring NY

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Miley Cyrus.

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A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

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Why couldn't the man find his watch? Because he was mugged by a homeless man and had severe brain damage..... ....and because he left it at the office

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How did the ship-less pirate cross the Atlantic? In an airplane.

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Whats the difference between an oven and a Jew? An oven is a manufactured and creates heat through the power of electricity or natural gas

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How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she died of diabeties and we all mourn her loss.

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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You

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Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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