On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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A Pole walks into a bar and gets annexed by Germany.

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What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

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What do you say to a man, who calls you 3 AM? - "Hello!"

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Justin Bieber

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When Chuck Norris runs, he doesn't even move a muscle.

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What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have an optical disorder

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Yes.

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whats worse than getting a papercut on the tip of your finger? getting crushed by a refrigerator

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

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Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

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My dad went into Home Depot, he went in to get garage door part, he took an hour and came back out with three things.

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

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How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have short-term memory loss. And roses are red.

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How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

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A inventor was wandering around the desert one day, then he found a magic lamp, he rubbed on it and thus came up a genie! The genie asked: What do you want? The inventor responded: Meh, no idea... Thy wish is granted, answered the genie. The now ex inventor never came up with something new ever again.. Moral: Huh?

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

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I hate being bi-polar; it's awesome!

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