What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

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Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

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A man walks into a bar. He had to leave promptly because he, according to the law, was too young to be served alcohol.

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Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

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Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

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Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

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What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

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a man walks into a bar. Bartender asks him "Hey buddy, why the long face?" The man says "Because I'm a raging alcoholic and my wife has left me."

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A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

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Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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Why was the picture ruined? Because you were in it.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede.

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What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

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What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

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Whats better than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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