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A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

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I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted honey. Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get to his house. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stupid.

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Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

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Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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Why couldn't the guy find his pants? Because his girlfriend stole them last night

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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Whenever anybody asks me to help me find something they lost, I say: "Look where it is and you will find it."

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Q: What did your mom say to your dad? A: Honey i want a divorce.

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A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

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A inventor was wandering around the desert one day, then he found a magic lamp, he rubbed on it and thus came up a genie! The genie asked: What do you want? The inventor responded: Meh, no idea... Thy wish is granted, answered the genie. The now ex inventor never came up with something new ever again.. Moral: Huh?

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

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when ever i finish a sentence say im a man Me :i met a girl You:im a man Me: i invited her to my place You: im a man Me: we sleept together You:im a man Me:she wisperd in my ear You: im a man

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A woman comes to the doctor with a dog and the doctor says: -What are you doing here, dog? Get the hell out of here, you're an animal.

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How many Jews died in the Holocaust? Not enough.

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the other day i saw a mouse run across my floor. i said "okay" and proceeded with my life

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Shes been dead for some time now.

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knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

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Knock, Knock Whose there? your friend Oh ok (opens the door) (it was not his friend but instead it was a giant panda who robbed him of his goods).

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3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

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Anti Joke

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