My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

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HEY are you aware of how tired your suitcase is? Sorry, I rest my case.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Scout? The Scout gets to come home from camp.

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boobs

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What happened after a Mexican drank 4 shots? He got drunk and died in a car accident.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am colourblind so screw you!

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Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

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Why do you give a blond a gun You dont

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The Olympics

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What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

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How many Jews died in the Holocaust? Not enough.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into another apple and finding another worm.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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Where is my tractor?

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What does this joke have in common with a ruphies party? They both have an unpopular punchline.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why'd the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey Why'd the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure Why'd the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? his girlfriend broke up with him so he commited suicide Why'd the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? cuz it was a dumbass

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why did the boy fall down? he was shot

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Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?". The horse doesn't respond because it neither speaks nor understands English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on the way.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the poor thing is so confused and is seeking a near by farm.

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Why couldn't the guy find his pants? Because his girlfriend stole them last night

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Whenever anybody asks me to help me find something they lost, I say: "Look where it is and you will find it."

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why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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