Why was the construction worker crying? Because do to the failing economy, he was recently let go from his job, and he is mortified by the idea of being unable to find work and ending up homeless and unable to fend for his family.

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If life gives you lemons, give them back. They were probably stolen, and even if they weren't, lemons are a pretty shitty gift to give someone.

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3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

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Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have an optical disorder

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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What did Scooby Doo say to Shaggy? Raggy

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what sucks? things that suck

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What did the clerk say and do when he was givng out free food What he did:Gave them What he said:"If you want to get this free, pay $5.00"

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

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So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

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Why did the car stop? There was a fridge in the road

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

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I'm hungry.

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George Bush.

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? the one on the bottom trying to eat its way out of a pile of babies that have been poisoned.

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What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

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