Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

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What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

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why did the boy fall down? he was shot

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Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

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Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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how long has dibey got left like :)

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boobs

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Uh, "Abel", seriously get over here and then get some sleep, not only did you get the code all wrong, there is no number to be deciphered at all, besides its called a laptop with a battery. Speaking of general dumbass... You have not changed the least, you really remind me of a cruel, sloppy, less disciplined (except the wise cracking thing Nero resorted to to push me away and apparently dodge gun fire, maybe his way of handling nerves. You might look like him, but personality wise you are completely different, cruel, sloppy, graphical, I mean did you ever see Nero get angry? I never did. That said Neo-Nero, you are a nice guy too, especially if you get here fast enough, I mean this place is freezing.

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What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

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Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

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What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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Guy 1: So who did you have sex with? Guy 2: I was Fucking Austria. Guy 1: What do you mean? Guy 2: Look it up.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

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call of duty world at war

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What happened when an atheist burned down the home of a priest? He was arrested, charged with arson and sentenced to 5 years in prison.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handle bars except for the duck

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Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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