Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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What did the cow say to the bull. they had kids because they shared an interest in being silent.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Fat people.

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why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

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Why don't white people do the right thing? Because we suck

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Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

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So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

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Chuck Norris is a regular human being, just like the rest of us.

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Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Having a refrigerator fall on you

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How do you a baby into a small bowl? Put it in the blender. How to u get it out? Tostitos.

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I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

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hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

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What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

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why did the duck cross the road? More than likely there was something that appeals to the duck on the other side such as a pond or duck food. On the contrary there could also be something that did not appeal to the duck on the side from which he is departing from such as a lack of a pond or a lack of duck food.

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when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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