A man walks into a bar. He's covered in Ash because the north tower just collapsed.

What was the pirate movie rated? It was rated R for its graphic depiction of the continuing violence in Somalia.

what did the cow said to the other cow? Moo

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

What did Pittsburgh say to Philadelphia? .........Lightbulb.........

What happened when an atheist burned down the home of a priest? He was arrested, charged with arson and sentenced to 5 years in prison.

Why did the elephant cross the river? CAUSE YOLO (even though he died)

Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

What do you do when you find a robber holding a 19 pound sack of poultry? Think life through and try to find out how you had this coming.

ey can i pick your scabs plzz

what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

Baman: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? Piderman: What? Baman: They're all gone!

What did the convicted necrophiliac pedophile do when he found a dead baby? He reported it to the authorities because despite his past habits and behaviour, and after years of rehabilitation he became a responsible and considerate citizen

A white man asks a black man, "Did you fall into a chimney?" and laughs. The man proceeds to wash off his hands and face to reveal beautiful, dark-brown skin. Then they both joke about it because they are best friends.

i like serious. serious means business. business means cash. cash means money. money makes me happy and when i'm happy you dont die

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What did George W. Bush say to his wife when he got home? I'm home.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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