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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between gold and silver? Atomic number

Why can't humans fly? Because there is simply no natural way of achieving lift with the bodies that we have. We must use other means to become airborne such as planes and hot air balloons.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replied, "That's probably because you're schizophrenic."

Roses are red Violets are blue I have AIDS and now you do too!

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

Why did the person post a real joke with bad grammar and spelling on anti-joke.com? They didn't flippin' understand the point of the website.

Why was the baby going so fast? It was tied to a bus.

what is worse than a pile of dead babies? the one on the bottom trying to eat its way out of a pile of babies that have been poisoned.

Your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you're just a figment of my imagination.\

What did the adverb say to the noun? Hopefully whale.

Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

Why did the Mexican wait outside Home Depot all day? He was hoping to be hired as day-labor to provide for his family.

Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

did you know that Hellen Keller had a tree house? "no" she didn't know either.

When is homework not homework? When it is turned into the teacher.

An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the fourth panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. -BG_Shank_A

What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

it all started when it all started when i was born because i was the resault of a broken condom and thats why he left. shortly after my mother killed herself. well thats the way the cookie crumbles. its not a joke i just needed to tell someone.

If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

A n antelope walks into a bar and many people leave for the sake of their safety and animal control gets called to escort the antelope out of the bar.

What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

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