what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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What to you do when a monkey walks into your bar? Quietly escort it out and into the nearest zoo.

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A black guy and a white girl are walking toward each other in a dark alley. Which one takes off his/her clothes first? The black guy as he is closer to home and therefore closer to his bathroom where he took a shower after a hard day's work.

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

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What was the pirate movie rated? It was rated R for its graphic depiction of the continuing violence in Somalia.

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where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

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What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

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Two white people walk into a bar what do they say? "hi"

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

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What kind of party doesn't have cake? The Nazi Party.

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What happened to the peanut who went to New York City? He got a-salted

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

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How do you make a dead baby float? -you take your foot off its head.

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i like serious. serious means business. business means cash. cash means money. money makes me happy and when i'm happy you dont die

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haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have a few drinks, then go to a club, where they amuse each other and those around them by completely slurring their words in their already very strong regional accents. Then they get a taxi back to the house of the Englishman as he lives nearest, and stay the night. The next morning, the Scotsman and the Irishmen walk home as they are still hungover and do not wish to risk driving.

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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