What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

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Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

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Q. What is worse than being British???? A. Not being British

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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Isn't it funny that we think it's totally normal for females to not have penises but for literally EVERY OTHER group of people, it's weird and not ok double standard?

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why didnt the mouse go for the cheese on the mouse trap it is proven that mice dont actually really like cheese all that much.

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I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

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where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

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What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

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Two white people walk into a bar what do they say? "hi"

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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A sheep goes up to to a horse and asks "Does you speak sheep?".The horse replies ''Neigh''.

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A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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I am not under the alkafluence of inkahlol. The drunker I am, the longer I get.

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

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How do you make a man sad? By drowning him in a Bede.

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If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

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whats green can fly and has legs? a plane i lied about the legs

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what did the 35 year old man say when he walked in his home last night? Nothing, he started crying because he saw that someone had viciously killed his guinea pig.

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So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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