what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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What happened when a myriad people decided to partake in a large party while staying in a small room? They managed to make a compromise. The party got split into two groups: 50% of the original total in each casual confinement. In the end, everybody had a great time and nobody got hurt.

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Whats plastic and phonie a phone

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what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

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A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

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Why did the mouse cross the road, and then go down it? It tried to get cheese on the other side, but got hit by a SUV and was stuck to the wheels. The rat on the wheel goes "Squish, Scratch,, Mush........

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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Q. What is worse than being British???? A. Not being British

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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Your moma's so fat, she's got type 2 diabetes

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Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

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A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

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Q: What's green has four legs and would kill you if it fell off a roof and hit you? A: A pool table.

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Why did the mammoth cross the road? For financial reasons.

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hi, im sober.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree? Because it's dead.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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???????????? WTF?

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What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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