What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why did the mouse cross the road, and then go down it? It tried to get cheese on the other side, but got hit by a SUV and was stuck to the wheels. The rat on the wheel goes "Squish, Scratch,, Mush........

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Q: Why did Megan Fox cross the road? A: Because she was running from a giant Decepticon!!! Why else!!!???

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Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

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Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

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A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

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What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

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how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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How do you make a black man cry? A: Kill his whole family.

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