- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican wait outside Home Depot all day? He was hoping to be hired as day-labor to provide for his family.

Why did the mammoth cross the road? For financial reasons.

What is the easiest way to babysit a black kid? Find an activity that you can both relate to and enjoy. Hopefully after doing this for a while, the youngster will become tired and fall asleep. You can then watch TV, read or talk on your cell phone until his or her parents get home.

What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

hi, im sober.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

Knock Knock Who's There? God God who.....wait REALLY? No Dave, this is a hallucination, and your peeing right now.

What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

Why can't humans fly? Because there is simply no natural way of achieving lift with the bodies that we have. We must use other means to become airborne such as planes and hot air balloons.

What kind of party doesn't have cake? The Nazi Party.

Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

Q:I finished my Homework A:thats what she said

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