A man enters a bar, and says: "It is impossible to drown in an elevator" This is incorrect.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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what did the 35 year old man say when he walked in his home last night? Nothing, he started crying because he saw that someone had viciously killed his guinea pig.

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So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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Why are black people more athletic than whites? Black people originate from Africa, where they lived in a world where athletic ability created natural selection. The most athletic were able to escape dangers of the jungle such as dangerous animals, and were also most apt to find food to survive. Then when the slave trade occured, only the strongest and best fit survived the trip to America and the hard labor. Also, given the socio-economic trends of the United States, African Americans are more likely to grow up in an environment where they have limited opportunity to make a living, besides professional sports, so they play cheap sports like basketball.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

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How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

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Why does a black man break into a car? Because he had closed the windows and locked his keys inside.

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what did the man say to the other man? hi

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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LIKE THIS!

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SNAPPLE!

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Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

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What did the Dyslexic man write on his Christmas card? Merry Christmas

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How do you make a black man cry? A: Kill his whole family.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others don't.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

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Why a warm-harted man turned into cold-blooded? He's dead

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Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

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How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

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I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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