Your mother is so fat the she is clinically obese.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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pubic lice.

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Sarah Palin

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???????????? WTF?

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Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

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Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

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a black guy walks into a bar and the bartender says "get out of here, whites only" this joke takes place in the 1950's when african americans were discriminated against

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A black guy and a white girl are walking toward each other in a dark alley. Which one takes off his/her clothes first? The black guy as he is closer to home and therefore closer to his bathroom where he took a shower after a hard day's work.

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oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

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A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

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did you know that Hellen Keller had a tree house? "no" she didn't know either.

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Why is the black boy made fun of at school? Because the kids at his school are racist.

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Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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Why did the blonde driver crossed the red light? Because she has a good notion of physics and realized that the truck that was behind her was too fast to stop in time and if she braked there could have been an accident.

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What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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whats green can fly and has legs? a plane i lied about the legs

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Q. What is worse than being British???? A. Not being British

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