- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Shell Station.

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

Who's a pedophile and not afraid to show it? The clown from McDonald

Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

HOLY SHIT, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

Why didn't little Jimmy eat his dinner? Jimmy didn't eat his dinner because there was no food. Jimmy is a poor street urchin who died of starvation.

Why did Alice cross the road? Because she wasn't funny. At all. So the people on the other side of the road asked her to do so.

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