- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

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What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

42, that is all

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

Today is March 22.

a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

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