- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you and your family will die tonight

If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

MOOOOOOOOOOO

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Peter

Like this joke, bitch.

who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

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