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what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

What is black and looks like a person A black person

What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

what happens when a white guy goes to harlem he gets robbed by 5 to 10 black men

Unconventional thinking Something else out of one: So sometimes I feel there is something I want right? But I don't feel like I deserve it yet or i hesitate although I fucking want it So I go home, decide to take my time before I decide to buy it, and sit my ass on a chair covered with spikes until I decide it is time to get it, Moral 1: You want to take the better decision but don't feel time is right? Some spikes up your ass is not only the perfect way to change your mind, but in this case an excellent metaphor to why you want to keep doing whats best for you. Moral best: Think if you could get all that time you spent hesitating back, would that not be awesome? What if you just stop hesitating now? Would that not be aweso... Go fuckyourself... Nerometal Fuck Neronism... Cool name though

When Santa got stuck up the chimney he began to shout.. But he didn't shout for long as he soon succumbed to the toxic smoke and died of carbon monoxide poisoning

Yeah, it makes sense if you think about it, I changed my alias back and forth from Axel Knight, to Axel White, first because Axel White sounded not only as a opposite to Nero, but also because it sounded like something a Nazi leader would call himself, we went renegade and used that in order to draw in and bust a lot of Neo Nazi`s with enough money and bad intentions to make bad stuff happen. But thats another story, I heard about an Axel Knight partaking in Point Zero, had I known you where the leader (I hope you are being honest friend) I would have warned you much sooner, but there was no way for me to know if you where working together... Since you literally where.

Statistically 9/11 Americans wont get this joke. But 7/7 British will.

What is long and black? The line at KFC

How can a chicken be dirty? It can be covered in dirt!

Send "What Makes You Beautiful" Ringtone to your CellShowHideSong Notes - Go behind the words! You're insecure, don't know what for You're turning heads when you walk through the do-o-or Don't need make-up - to cover up Being the way that you are is eno-o-ough Everyone else in the room can see it Everyone else but you Baby you light up my world like nobody else The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed the way you smile at the ground, it ain't hard to tell You don't know Oh oh You don't know you're beautiful! If only you saw what I could see you'd understand why I want you so desperatley Right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe You don't know Oh oh You don't know you're beautiful! Read more: ONE DIRECTION - WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL LYRICS http://www.metrolyrics.com/what-makes-you-beautiful-lyrics-one-direction.html#ixzz1sJdk3KHD Copied from MetroLyrics.com

how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

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