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Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you...

I was chatting to a woman in a bar, when the subject of kids came up. I said, "My son has had to wear nappies for his entire life." "That's awful," she said, "what's wrong with him?" I replied, "Nothing. He's two and a half."

Q: What did ine sweaty arab man say to the other sweaty arab man? A: "I'm sweaty"

Why shouldn't you worry about having a baby? Because with all these jokes, babies aren't even going to be around anymore. "What's funnier than a dead baby?" "A dead baby in a clown costume"

a blond makes out with ron every sunday and she stops every time to remember that she put the cheese in the wrong compartment brick house cheese is sad!

roses are red so are the jews every one loved that holocaust news

why did mary fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? Cause she had no friends. Knock knock whos there Definately not mary !

What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

Dos Equis took down chuck Norris

What's funnier than 24? My life.

READ IT ALL> whats the difference between a jew and a pizza...the jew is a human with living features and organs that keep his body hydrated while also keeping his blood pumped throughout him, otherwise the pizza is a circular, doe based cake like food topped with a fine layer of cheese and in some cases topped of with other substances such as pineapple or ham :)

why did'n the baby wake up from his nap? because he was dead

Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

Leave. Now.

Me: Ask my if I'm a secret agent. You: Are you a secret agent? Me: I cannot disclose that information.

just sit down and dont be a Jew

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

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if ruddell was gay what would he be? a gay prick

who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan