Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

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im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

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Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

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what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

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What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

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What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

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What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

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Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

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What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

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I'm Jewish

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

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why did the man die? he was shot

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. The man leaves in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

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Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

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VaginaBoob ^.^

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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