- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

What do you call a black guy who is a lifeguard An African American male who puts his safety before others

An anorexic women walks into McDonalds

what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

How do you get your clock to stop ticking? Hit it with a sledge hammer.

When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

What's worse than accidentally flooding your bathroom? A Tsunami

What do you get when you put a frog in a paper shredder? Harshly punished by the Animal Humane Society

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow who, unlike his quiet friends back on the farm, enjoys to speak when others are nearly finished with their sentence.

Yo mama's so fat because she has a glandular disorder that makes her fat.

Roses are red. Violets are blue... Hold on. Roses could be white too.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

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