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Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

I pooped.

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

Why did the chicken die? He tried to cross a road by an alleyway, therefore getting hit by a double decker bus and the alleyway has nothing to do with it. Also, the chicken had one leg and was blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

Bean.

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

what do you call a monkey? a monkey