- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An anorexic women walks into McDonalds

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow who, unlike his quiet friends back on the farm, enjoys to speak when others are nearly finished with their sentence.

what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

What starts with F and ends in U C K? firetruck What starts with P and ends in O R N? popcorn What only costs 5 cents on weekends? your mom

Whats great about F***ing twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did the girl get her hair cut off? Because she had cancer

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do.

How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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