- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

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why was the boy sad? because.

What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

I was once a hamster.

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

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