There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

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whats worse then being lit on fire? dont worry about that right now your ass is on fire!

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

This joke is the worst joke ever.

How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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