- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why didn't the man give money to the homeless person on the sidewalk? A: Because he thought that he was faking it. Two days later the homeless person died in an alleyway from starvation. Nobody was there to witness it, and the body was never found.

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What's the difference between a bird? Both legs are the same, especially the left one

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

david your girlfriend has a nice ass

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

You read the Terms of Service.

why was the boy crying he had cancer

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

Black Friday

XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

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