There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were driving with a gorilla when suddenly the car crashed. All the women died but only the gorilla survived. The police investigated with the gorilla and did some simple sign language. The police, using hand motions, asked the gorilla what each individual female was doing before the car crashed. The gorilla ran away for reasons unknown.

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antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

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What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

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Knock knock Who's there? Brittney Spears Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's there? Opps I did it again.

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If a man is alone in the woods and there is no one there to tell he's wrong is he right? If a tree falls on a women.... Before we tell the rest why was there a tree I the kitchen?

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Michel Moor on a die...

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Nickleback.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

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What's under the first mate? The second mate.

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You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

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Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a protocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "We don't serve their kind here! They'll have to wait outside. We don't want them here." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Listen, why don't you wait out by the speeder. We don't want any trouble."

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Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

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Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

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What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

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What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

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What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

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What has a head but can't see? A penis.

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A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

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Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

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why was the boy sad? because.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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