What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

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cancer

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

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A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

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Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

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this is not a joke.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

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Potato!

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horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

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Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

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man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

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What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

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Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

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Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

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How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

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what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

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If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

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Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

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A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

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