- Anti Joke

What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you were a cactus, why?

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

Okay, after this one then...

Your Mom!!!