What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

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see ya

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a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

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Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

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If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

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Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

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What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

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Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

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Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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there is nothing better than waking up to realise that your being hugged by your partner unless that partner is not home

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thre guys walk into a bar then goes to sit at a booth and the three guys have to go to the bathroom so they ask a waiter to safe they booth while they go to the bathroom 30 min later and they are still not back so the waiter goes by the door and one guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing" and the guy says " blowing bubbles " then goes and sit down " then the second guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing " and the guy says " blowing bubbles" and goes and sits down then the last guy come out and the waiter says " let me guess blowing bubble " the guy says back "no i am bubbles "

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Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

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suck my balls mr.garison

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Doctor everybody that I stare at seems to die moments later! Uh, why are you looking at me so intensely... >:)

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My son lost his first tooth today...so proud. Took my punch like a champ

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an englishman,scotsman,and irishman walk into a bar the englishman says " a pint of lager please" "that will be 10pounds , says the barman "Im not paying that , ill see you in court" says the englishman . The same thing happens , in turn to the scotsman, and irishman ,and a summons is issued. In court the jugde says "why are you charging drinks too dear?" the barman says "im not, im selling them to a englishman ,scotsman, and a irishman..

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Lil Wayne

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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Why did Jimmy throw butter out the window? Because he had down syndrome

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

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Why is ms Wolfe mean? Because she is a poop face

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Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

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Anti Joke

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