What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passenger seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Mud.

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why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

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What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

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Seven people walk into the same bar, like a solid pole. Ouch!

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What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

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What was Hatsune Miku's last word? bokuwaumaresoshitekizukushosenhitonomanegotodatoshittenaomoutaitsuzukutowanoinochivocaloidtatoesoregakisonkyokuwonazoruomochanarabasoremoiitoketsuinegiwokajirisorawomiageshiruwokobosudakedosoremonakushikizukijinkakusurautanitayorifuanteinakibannomotokaerutokowasudenihaikyominaniwasuresararetatokikokororashikimonogakietebousounohatenimieruowarusekaivocaloid...

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Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

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What's worse then the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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What did the boy with no srms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

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Vicky is my best friend.

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Why was the Jamaican man smoking pot? His doctor prescribed it. The man has a serious case of glaucoma.

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whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

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Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

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What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

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Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

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whats worse than 100 babies strapped to an atomic bomb? 1 baby strapped to 100 atomic bombs

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Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

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