Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

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uas;ugbasrG "khVESGF;OQWAEFH;OASEHFO;SAEFUASUusa;uefSOEHFSOEHDF;oasehf;oasehf;uoashvo;uasfo'H EF;owefhoaw;sefoasjefpiwaejf MINTY FRESGH

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Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

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Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

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knock knock who's there? it's I, your son. ....... what? dad let me in, it's cold! i don't have a son.... but.... i love you... get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

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Chinese men having large penis.

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An anorexic women walks into McDonalds

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

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--IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!! --no it isn't. a clock only has numbers 1-12 for hours and 1-60 for minutes. "peanut butter jelly" is not in any of those number sets. what are you taking about?

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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A guy decides to bring his new blonde girlfriend to a football game. After the game is over, he asks her if she liked the game. She replies: "Oh it was great, I loved watching those men in tight clothes, but there is one thing I don't understand." "What did you not understand?" And the blonde says: "Well, at the begginning of the game, both teams flipped a quarter to see who would kick off first. Then the rest of the game everybody was yelling get the quarter back, get the quarter back, get the quarter back. So I thought to myself, gosh it's just a quarter!"

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

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what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

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Im black

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dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's worse than bad words? People who say them

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A man walked into a bar with his friend. He drinks a certain amount of beers, and has his friend safely drive him home.

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Christianity

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yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

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Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

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