- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

Sarah Palin

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

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