- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

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an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

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