- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

elen degeneres is straight....

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

TELL

how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

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