Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

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A fat guy eats a twinkie.

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What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

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Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

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What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

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When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

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What did the comedian tell the audience? A well thought out joke that anyone can relate to because that is what the point of a joke is.

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Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

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why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

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You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

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What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

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Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

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What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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