- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

bologna

How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

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