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What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

Q. What did the man say when he beat his video game? A. "I beat my video game." Q. What did the man say after his favorite sports team missed the playoffs? A. "My favorite sports team missed the playoffs." Q. What did the man say when a murderer was in his house? A. Nothing. He was dead.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

One time at band camp, We practice playing our instruments and had fun.

Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

What do you call a room with an oven and ten Jews in it? A kitchen.

Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

Rick Santorum 2012

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

i just pooped that is all!