- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??