- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

Has u seen my grammar?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

Finding TWO worms in your apple.

A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

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