- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

captcha: all yer base

What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

A hispanic walks down the street. ICE quickly arrests him, as he is here illegally. 5 months after deporting, he crosses the southern US border to try again.

How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

Justin Bieber

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

In soviet russia, roses are violet

What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

A Fat Kenyan

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

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